An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I WAS A CHILD STAR” | 2025-07-13 | ||
| “I FOUND A SUGAR DADDY IN VR” | 2025-07-09 | ||
| “I’M AN ANARCHIST REBEL” | 2025-07-06 | ||
| “I MIGHT DOWNSIZE TO A VAN” | 2025-07-02 | ||
| “I’M AFRAID OF ETERNITY” | 2025-06-29 | ||
| THE LONE COSPLAYER | 2025-06-25 | ||
| “I USED TO BE TROUBLE” | 2025-06-22 | ||
| “I’M A FARMER” | 2025-06-18 | ||
| “I’M A CRUISE SHIP MUSICIAN” | 2025-06-15 | ||
| “I AM A FIREFIGHTER” | 2025-06-11 | ||
| GECKMAIL: THE FLESHLIGHT UPDATE | 2025-06-08 | ||
| “I AM A HEARSE ENTHUSIAST” | 2025-06-04 | ||
| “MY MOM SOLD MY POKÉMON CARDS” | 2025-06-01 | ||
| “AM I WASTING MY TIME?” | 2025-05-28 | ||
| “MY FRIEND’S HUSBAND IS SUS” | 2025-05-25 | ||
| “MY MOM HATES MY POLY LIFESTYLE” | 2025-05-21 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A FETISH FOR SICKNESS” | 2025-05-18 | ||
| “I WAS BANNED FROM ROBLOX” | 2025-05-14 | ||
| “THINGS KEEP FIZZLING OUT” | 2025-05-11 | ||
| GECK IRL: another lovely day at the park | 2025-05-07 |