An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I’M RE-LEARNING HOW TO BREATHE” | 2025-08-20 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “MY DAD CAN’T STOP MARRYING WOMEN FROM THE INTERNET” | 2025-08-17 | ||
| “I CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS THAN YOU” | 2025-08-13 | ||
| “I CUT OFF MY BEST FRIEND” | 2025-08-10 | ||
| “MY PANTS ARE $400” | 2025-08-06 | ||
| “I’M AN AIR FORCE VETERAN” | 2025-08-03 | ||
| THE LEGO PORN EPISODE | 2025-07-30 | ||
| I dance battled a stranger in mexico | 2025-07-28 | ||
| “I GOT SOBER TO YO-YO” | 2025-07-27 | ||
| “I FELT LIKE GOD” | 2025-07-23 | ||
| “I HEAR THE CALL OF DEATH” | 2025-07-20 | ||
| “I’M 50 AND FEEL AMAZING” | 2025-07-16 | ||
| “I WAS A CHILD STAR” | 2025-07-13 | ||
| “I FOUND A SUGAR DADDY IN VR” | 2025-07-09 | ||
| “I’M AN ANARCHIST REBEL” | 2025-07-06 | ||
| “I MIGHT DOWNSIZE TO A VAN” | 2025-07-02 | ||
| “I’M AFRAID OF ETERNITY” | 2025-06-29 | ||
| THE LONE COSPLAYER | 2025-06-25 | ||
| “I USED TO BE TROUBLE” | 2025-06-22 | ||
| “I’M A FARMER” | 2025-06-18 |