An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I PARTY IN THE SEWER” | 2023-12-10 | ||
| THE TIME TRAVEL EPISODE | 2023-12-06 | ||
| “I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL” | 2023-12-03 | ||
| “I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP” | 2023-11-29 | ||
| TALES FROM THE TRAIL | 2023-11-26 | ||
| “MY PARENTS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE” | 2023-11-22 | ||
| “SHOULD I BE A STRIPPER?” | 2023-11-19 | ||
| “I AM A CUCK” | 2023-11-15 | ||
| “I GREW UP ON A RESERVATION” | 2023-11-12 | ||
| “I’M A SCHOOL JANITOR” | 2023-11-08 | ||
| “I SLEEP WITH MY MOM” | 2023-11-05 | ||
| “I’M DISABLED AND TERRITORIAL ABOUT IT” | 2023-11-01 | ||
| “MY EX IS PREGNANT” | 2023-10-29 | ||
| “WE ARE FUCKED” | 2023-10-25 | ||
| “I’M IN LOVE WITH MY CO-WORKER” | 2023-10-22 | ||
| “I’M NOT SURE IF MY FRIENDS LIKE ME” | 2023-10-18 | ||
| ERIC ANDRE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 2023-10-15 | ||
| “MY COUSIN MARRIED MY EX” | 2023-10-11 | ||
| “I WENT TO PRISON AT 19” | 2023-10-08 | ||
| “I AM A SPEED DEMON” | 2023-10-04 |