Comedians Patrick Monahan (@ pattymo), Kath Barbadoro (@ kathbarbadoro) and Eli Yudin (@ eliyudin) count down the things every week that make you say the thing that's the title of the podcast.
| Title | Date published | ||
| #172 Strega Nona Face | 2021-02-22 | ||
| #171 Ancient Bobo | 2021-02-15 | ||
| #170 Born With Haters | 2021-02-08 | ||
| #169 Alleged Allegations | 2021-02-01 | ||
| #168 Human: The Forbidden Meal | 2021-01-25 | ||
| #167 Cocktail Milk (w/ Avery Moore) | 2021-01-18 | ||
| #166 Catholic Staircase | 2021-01-11 | ||
| #165 Dragon Ball Cooper | 2021-01-04 | ||
| #164 The Best Of 2020 | 2020-12-28 | ||
| FREE Patreon Bonus Ep #99: Cookout In Progress (w/ Tom Scharpling) | 2020-12-25 | ||
| FREE Patreon Ep #98: Puberty 2 w/ Karen Kilgariff | 2020-12-25 | ||
| FREE Patreon Ep #97: Roughing Up The Suspect (w/ Jesse Farrar) | 2020-12-25 | ||
| FREE Patreon Ep #96: Toilet For Virgins (w/ Stefan Heck) | 2020-12-25 | ||
| #163 Cliff Guy (w/ Chris James) | 2020-12-21 | ||
| #162 Apex Ike (w/ Ike Barinholtz) | 2020-12-14 | ||
| #161 Maximum Pleasure | 2020-12-07 | ||
| #160 Lad Mag Meetup | 2020-11-30 | ||
| #159 Virtual Shillelagh (w/ Tommy McNamara) | 2020-11-23 | ||
| #158 Tinker Tailor Black Gay (w/ Jon Gabrus) | 2020-11-16 | ||
| #157 Dry vs. Wet (w/ J.P. McDade) | 2020-11-07 |