An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I’M A CRUISE SHIP MUSICIAN” | 2025-06-15 | ||
| “I AM A FIREFIGHTER” | 2025-06-11 | ||
| GECKMAIL: THE FLESHLIGHT UPDATE | 2025-06-08 | ||
| “I AM A HEARSE ENTHUSIAST” | 2025-06-04 | ||
| “MY MOM SOLD MY POKÉMON CARDS” | 2025-06-01 | ||
| “AM I WASTING MY TIME?” | 2025-05-28 | ||
| “MY FRIEND’S HUSBAND IS SUS” | 2025-05-25 | ||
| “MY MOM HATES MY POLY LIFESTYLE” | 2025-05-21 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A FETISH FOR SICKNESS” | 2025-05-18 | ||
| “I WAS BANNED FROM ROBLOX” | 2025-05-14 | ||
| “THINGS KEEP FIZZLING OUT” | 2025-05-11 | ||
| GECK IRL: another lovely day at the park | 2025-05-07 | ||
| BATHROOM KETAMINE THERAPY | 2025-05-04 | ||
| “I WANT TO DO NOTHING” | 2025-04-30 | ||
| “I’M A ZOOKEEPER” | 2025-04-27 | ||
| “I’M STRANDED ON A BOAT” | 2025-04-23 | ||
| GECK IRL: “I’M FINALLY AT PEACE” | 2025-04-20 | ||
| FORGET YOUR GROCERIES FOREVER | 2025-04-16 | ||
| “WE MOVED IN FAST” | 2025-04-13 | ||
| “MY FAMILY DROPPED ME” | 2025-04-09 |