An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “WE FOUND LOVE IN A PARKED CAR” | 2025-02-23 | ||
| THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD EPISODE | 2025-02-19 | ||
| “I WAS ON A JAPANESE TV SHOW WITH MY DENTIST’S COUSIN” | 2025-02-16 | ||
| GECKMAIL: CHICKEN DREAD | 2025-02-12 | ||
| “MY PARENTS MARRIED ME OFF” | 2025-02-09 | ||
| “MY LIFE IS LIKE THE LION KING” | 2025-02-05 | ||
| “I TAKE THE BUS 3 HOURS TO DAVE AND BUSTERS” | 2025-02-02 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “A GUY ON XBOX LIVE STOLE MY GF” | 2025-01-29 | ||
| THE TIC TAC HORROR STORY | 2025-01-26 | ||
| “WILL I UPSET THE GOVERNMENT WITH MY JEWELRY?” | 2025-01-22 | ||
| “SHOULD I KEEP DOING FAVORS FOR HIM?” | 2025-01-19 | ||
| “I MIGHT HAVE TELEKINESIS” | 2025-01-15 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “I TURNED MY FRIEND INTO A FROG” | 2025-01-12 | ||
| “I FOUND LOVE ON CHATROULETTE” | 2025-01-08 | ||
| GECKMAIL 2.0: “I AM A HEDONIST” | 2025-01-05 | ||
| “I’M GETTING A CAMERA IN MY D*CK” | 2025-01-01 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “THERE IS A 40 YEAR AGE GAP” | 2024-12-29 | ||
| “A LIFE CHANGING BUS RIDE” | 2024-12-25 | ||
| “I ENGAGE IN ARMORED COMBAT” | 2024-12-22 | ||
| GECKMAIL: POLYAMOROUS BIRDS | 2024-12-18 |