An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I’VE BECOME A GOBLIN” | 2024-08-25 | ||
| “I HELP PEOPLE DIE” | 2024-08-21 | ||
| “I’M OBSESSED WITH MY TEACHER” | 2024-08-18 | ||
| “LOVE MAKES ME IMPULSIVE” | 2024-08-14 | ||
| “I’M GETTING MY LIFE TOGETHER AT 35” | 2024-08-11 | ||
| “THINGS ARE CRAZY BUT ALSO CHILL” | 2024-08-07 | ||
| “NITROUS OXIDE ALTERED MY PSYCHE” | 2024-08-04 | ||
| “I HATE BEING SOBER” | 2024-07-31 | ||
| “I GOT ARRESTED” | 2024-07-28 | ||
| “I CAN’T STOP PARTYING” | 2024-07-24 | ||
| “I FIST ON THE WEEKENDS” | 2024-07-21 | ||
| “I’M BLIND AND MISS LOOKING AT BOOBS” | 2024-07-17 | ||
| “MY ONLINE GF STOOD ME UP” | 2024-07-14 | ||
| “I HOOKED UP WITH MY STRAIGHT FRIEND” | 2024-07-10 | ||
| “I QUIT VAPING TO PEG MY BF” | 2024-07-07 | ||
| “CREMATING DOGS RUINED MY RELATIONSHIP” | 2024-07-03 | ||
| “I LEFT THE MENNONITE COMMUNITY” | 2024-06-30 | ||
| “OUTER SPACE HAS RUINED MY LIFE” | 2024-06-26 | ||
| “I WALKED ACROSS THE BORDER” | 2024-06-23 | ||
| “I LIVE IN IOWA” | 2024-06-19 |