An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I AM EXPERIMENTING WITH DMT” | 2024-12-15 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “I’VE SPUN A WEB OF LIES” | 2024-12-11 | ||
| “I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN” | 2024-12-08 | ||
| “I’M A BREAKDANCER IN MEXICO” | 2024-12-04 | ||
| “THERE IS A PORTAL IN MY FENCE” | 2024-12-01 | ||
| THE ICE CREAM QUEEN | 2024-11-27 | ||
| FLYING LOTUS TALKS TO PEOPLE AS A GECKO | 2024-11-24 | ||
| “I WANT TO BE A SPACE PIRATE” | 2024-11-20 | ||
| “I GHOSTED MY GF” | 2024-11-17 | ||
| “I’M LOOKING FOR MEANING” | 2024-11-13 | ||
| “I WALKED ACROSS JAPAN” | 2024-11-10 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “SHOULD I SHIT ON THEIR FLOOR?” | 2024-11-06 | ||
| “BEING AN ADULT IS AWFUL” | 2024-11-03 | ||
| “WE RAN AWAY TO PORTUGAL” | 2024-10-30 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “I’M CASTING A SPELL ON MY NEIGHBOR” | 2024-10-27 | ||
| “I’M HOLDING IT TOGETHER FOR MY KIDS” | 2024-10-23 | ||
| READING VIEWER MAIL (aka ranting alone) | 2024-10-20 | ||
| OCD AND SKATEBOARDING | 2024-10-16 | ||
| “I’M ENTERING A NEW ERA” | 2024-10-13 | ||
| “DRONES HAVE RUINED MY LIFE” | 2024-10-09 |