An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I LIVE IN A CAVE” | 2025-04-06 | ||
| “I FINALLY LOST MY VIRGINITY” | 2025-04-02 | ||
| “I LIVE IN A HIPPIE TOWN” | 2025-03-30 | ||
| “HOW DO I END THIS CONVERSATION?” | 2025-03-26 | ||
| LEAVING THE MATRIX (then coming back) | 2025-03-23 | ||
| “I WAS AN ALASKAN FISHERMAN” | 2025-03-19 | ||
| GECK IRL: “IS MURDER BAD?” | 2025-03-16 | ||
| “MY MOM RAN AWAY TO DISNEY WORLD” | 2025-03-12 | ||
| “I SOLD MY HUSBAND” | 2025-03-09 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “I MARRIED MY HORSE” | 2025-03-05 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR” | 2025-03-02 | ||
| FISHING FOR CLARITY | 2025-02-26 | ||
| “WE FOUND LOVE IN A PARKED CAR” | 2025-02-23 | ||
| THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD EPISODE | 2025-02-19 | ||
| “I WAS ON A JAPANESE TV SHOW WITH MY DENTIST’S COUSIN” | 2025-02-16 | ||
| GECKMAIL: CHICKEN DREAD | 2025-02-12 | ||
| “MY PARENTS MARRIED ME OFF” | 2025-02-09 | ||
| “MY LIFE IS LIKE THE LION KING” | 2025-02-05 | ||
| “I TAKE THE BUS 3 HOURS TO DAVE AND BUSTERS” | 2025-02-02 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “A GUY ON XBOX LIVE STOLE MY GF” | 2025-01-29 |