An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I AM KIND OF BEING STALKED” | 2024-06-16 | ||
| “I COLLECT HUMAN SKULLS” | 2024-06-12 | ||
| “I LEFT MY GF TO PLAY FORTNITE” | 2024-06-09 | ||
| “DID JAIL MAKE MY DAD RACIST?” | 2024-06-05 | ||
| “PCP TURNED MY LIFE AROUND” | 2024-06-02 | ||
| “I’M FINANCIALLY SUPPORTING MY BF" | 2024-05-29 | ||
| “I STOLE HER FAMILY PHOTOS” | 2024-05-26 | ||
| “I WAS SCAMMED BY CAMGIRLS” | 2024-05-22 | ||
| come see my live show. new tour dates are on sale. I am a gecko. | 2024-05-20 | ||
| “IT’S NOT THAT BAD…YET” | 2024-05-19 | ||
| “THE NAVY RUINED ME” | 2024-05-15 | ||
| “I MISS BEATING PEOPLE UP” | 2024-05-12 | ||
| “I HATE MY BABY” | 2024-05-08 | ||
| “SHOULD I DATE A FELON?” | 2024-05-05 | ||
| “I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE” | 2024-05-01 | ||
| “I HAD TWO ABORTIONS” | 2024-04-28 | ||
| “I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER” | 2024-04-24 | ||
| “I ENCOUNTERED ALIENS” | 2024-04-21 | ||
| “I HOOKED UP WITH MY COUSIN” | 2024-04-17 | ||
| “I AM A PROPHET” | 2024-04-14 |