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| Title | Date published | ||
| MBMBaM 136: Taken Babies | 2013-01-14 | ||
| MBMBaM 135: TWENTY-DIRT | 2013-01-07 | ||
| MBMBaM 134: Dukes Down, Dunks Up | 2012-12-31 | ||
| MBMBaM 133: Candlenights the IIIrd | 2012-12-17 | ||
| MBMBaM 132: iJolene | 2012-12-10 | ||
| MBMBaM 131: Outliers | 2012-12-03 | ||
| MBMBaM 130: Holy Terror | 2012-11-26 | ||
| MBMBaM 129: Krumping Across America | 2012-11-21 | ||
| MBMBaM 128: Y Tu Hermano Tambien | 2012-11-12 | ||
| MBMBaM 127: UNK | 2012-11-05 | ||
| MBMBaM 126: Blast My Cache | 2012-10-29 | ||
| MBMBaM 125: Tuggies | 2012-10-22 | ||
| MBMBaM 124: This is Our Rumours | 2012-10-15 | ||
| MBMBaM 123: Contraband Future Dildos | 2012-10-08 | ||
| MBMBaM 122: In Your Tarzan Boy | 2012-10-01 | ||
| MBMBaM 121: Dyump | 2012-09-24 | ||
| MBMBaM 120: Shuddering Ectoplasm | 2012-09-17 | ||
| MBMBaM 119: Drop the Beat, Francis | 2012-09-10 | ||
| MBMBaM 118: Celebrity Dream Date | 2012-09-03 | ||
| MBMBaM 117: Romneycoladas | 2012-08-29 |