Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
| Title | Date published | ||
| Top 3 White Rappers - Episode 129 | 2023-11-22 | ||
| The 3 Way Contract - Episode 128 | 2023-11-15 | ||
| Proud Side Chick - Episode 127 | 2023-11-08 | ||
| Something You Secretly Like - Episode 126 | 2023-11-01 | ||
| Confess Your Crimes - Episode 125 | 2023-10-25 | ||
| Listener Conspiracy Theories - Episode 124 | 2023-10-18 | ||
| $500 Battery - Episode 123 | 2023-10-11 | ||
| Scooby Snacks - Episode 122 | 2023-10-04 | ||
| Beef With The British - Episode 121 | 2023-09-27 | ||
| Desperate For Lil Baby - Episode 120 | 2023-09-19 | ||
| To Pray? - Episode 119 | 2023-09-13 | ||
| Which Cheek? - Episode 118 | 2023-09-06 | ||
| A Barking Pillow - Episode 117 | 2023-08-30 | ||
| Dreadhead Algorithm - Episode 116 | 2023-08-23 | ||
| Street Therapist - Episode 115 | 2023-08-16 | ||
| Peanut Allergy - Episode 114 | 2023-08-09 | ||
| Missing Dad - Episode 113 | 2023-08-02 | ||
| Dog Licks - Episode 112 | 2023-07-26 | ||
| Joey Chestnut | Crash Dummies Podcast Ep. 111 | 2023-07-19 | ||
| Funeral Request - Episode 110 | 2023-07-12 |