An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| THE TIC TAC HORROR STORY | 2025-01-26 | ||
| “WILL I UPSET THE GOVERNMENT WITH MY JEWELRY?” | 2025-01-22 | ||
| “SHOULD I KEEP DOING FAVORS FOR HIM?” | 2025-01-19 | ||
| “I MIGHT HAVE TELEKINESIS” | 2025-01-15 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “I TURNED MY FRIEND INTO A FROG” | 2025-01-12 | ||
| “I FOUND LOVE ON CHATROULETTE” | 2025-01-08 | ||
| GECKMAIL 2.0: “I AM A HEDONIST” | 2025-01-05 | ||
| “I’M GETTING A CAMERA IN MY D*CK” | 2025-01-01 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “THERE IS A 40 YEAR AGE GAP” | 2024-12-29 | ||
| “A LIFE CHANGING BUS RIDE” | 2024-12-25 | ||
| “I ENGAGE IN ARMORED COMBAT” | 2024-12-22 | ||
| GECKMAIL: POLYAMOROUS BIRDS | 2024-12-18 | ||
| “I AM EXPERIMENTING WITH DMT” | 2024-12-15 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “I’VE SPUN A WEB OF LIES” | 2024-12-11 | ||
| “I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN” | 2024-12-08 | ||
| “I’M A BREAKDANCER IN MEXICO” | 2024-12-04 | ||
| “THERE IS A PORTAL IN MY FENCE” | 2024-12-01 | ||
| THE ICE CREAM QUEEN | 2024-11-27 | ||
| FLYING LOTUS TALKS TO PEOPLE AS A GECKO | 2024-11-24 | ||
| “I WANT TO BE A SPACE PIRATE” | 2024-11-20 |