An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| THE BENADRYL GNOME | 2024-10-06 | ||
| “DO YOU EVEN LIFT?” | 2024-10-02 | ||
| “I WAS JUST BITTEN BY A SNAKE” | 2024-09-29 | ||
| ANXIETY AND STUFF | 2024-09-25 | ||
| “I’M SEARCHING FOR BIGFOOT” | 2024-09-22 | ||
| “I AM A TROUBLED DELIVERY MAN” | 2024-09-18 | ||
| “I WORK AT AN AUSTRIAN HOMELESS SHELTER" | 2024-09-15 | ||
| “MY DAD IS BEING WEIRD IN THE GROUP CHAT” | 2024-09-11 | ||
| “DOES LIFE GET EASIER?” | 2024-09-08 | ||
| “I AM A SLINKY ARTIST” | 2024-09-04 | ||
| “I WANT MORE OUT OF LIFE” | 2024-09-01 | ||
| “I FINALLY QUIT METH” | 2024-08-28 | ||
| “I’VE BECOME A GOBLIN” | 2024-08-25 | ||
| “I HELP PEOPLE DIE” | 2024-08-21 | ||
| “I’M OBSESSED WITH MY TEACHER” | 2024-08-18 | ||
| “LOVE MAKES ME IMPULSIVE” | 2024-08-14 | ||
| “I’M GETTING MY LIFE TOGETHER AT 35” | 2024-08-11 | ||
| “THINGS ARE CRAZY BUT ALSO CHILL” | 2024-08-07 | ||
| “NITROUS OXIDE ALTERED MY PSYCHE” | 2024-08-04 | ||
| “I HATE BEING SOBER” | 2024-07-31 |