An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I GOT ARRESTED” | 2024-07-28 | ||
| “I CAN’T STOP PARTYING” | 2024-07-24 | ||
| “I FIST ON THE WEEKENDS” | 2024-07-21 | ||
| “I’M BLIND AND MISS LOOKING AT BOOBS” | 2024-07-17 | ||
| “MY ONLINE GF STOOD ME UP” | 2024-07-14 | ||
| “I HOOKED UP WITH MY STRAIGHT FRIEND” | 2024-07-10 | ||
| “I QUIT VAPING TO PEG MY BF” | 2024-07-07 | ||
| “CREMATING DOGS RUINED MY RELATIONSHIP” | 2024-07-03 | ||
| “I LEFT THE MENNONITE COMMUNITY” | 2024-06-30 | ||
| “OUTER SPACE HAS RUINED MY LIFE” | 2024-06-26 | ||
| “I WALKED ACROSS THE BORDER” | 2024-06-23 | ||
| “I LIVE IN IOWA” | 2024-06-19 | ||
| “I AM KIND OF BEING STALKED” | 2024-06-16 | ||
| “I COLLECT HUMAN SKULLS” | 2024-06-12 | ||
| “I LEFT MY GF TO PLAY FORTNITE” | 2024-06-09 | ||
| “DID JAIL MAKE MY DAD RACIST?” | 2024-06-05 | ||
| “PCP TURNED MY LIFE AROUND” | 2024-06-02 | ||
| “I’M FINANCIALLY SUPPORTING MY BF" | 2024-05-29 | ||
| “I STOLE HER FAMILY PHOTOS” | 2024-05-26 | ||
| “I WAS SCAMMED BY CAMGIRLS” | 2024-05-22 |