An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I CAN’T STOP CHEATING” | 2024-01-31 | ||
| “I PAY TO HAVE FRIENDS” | 2024-01-28 | ||
| I AM GOING BACK ON TOUR! Get tix @ therapygeckotour.com | 2024-01-26 | ||
| THE WHATABURGER DRIVE-THRU ORGY | 2024-01-24 | ||
| “I’M A BAKER/PHONE SEX OPERATOR” | 2024-01-21 | ||
| “DON’T SLEEP WITH A PILOT” | 2024-01-17 | ||
| “I AM A BRONY” | 2024-01-14 | ||
| “I’M A MALE PROSTITUTE” | 2024-01-10 | ||
| “MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP” | 2024-01-07 | ||
| “I DID TOO MANY DRUGS IN THE WOODS” | 2024-01-03 | ||
| "I PEGGED A CHRISTIAN MAN" | 2023-12-31 | ||
| “DID I DO THE RIGHT THING?” | 2023-12-27 | ||
| “MY ROOMMATE IS DOWN TO RAISE MY KID” | 2023-12-24 | ||
| “I GOT DUMPED FOR AN INTERNET GF” | 2023-12-20 | ||
| TOOTHBRUSH MURDER MYSTERY | 2023-12-17 | ||
| “I MASTURBATED IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER” | 2023-12-13 | ||
| “I PARTY IN THE SEWER” | 2023-12-10 | ||
| THE TIME TRAVEL EPISODE | 2023-12-06 | ||
| “I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL” | 2023-12-03 | ||
| “I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP” | 2023-11-29 |