An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I’M A HEALTH INSPECTOR AND MY CITY’S FOOD IS GROSS” | 2023-09-17 | ||
| “MY MOTHER IS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST” | 2023-09-13 | ||
| THE WAYWARD COUSINS | 2023-09-10 | ||
| DANNY BROWN GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 2023-09-06 | ||
| “I THINK THE OLD LADY I WORK FOR GOT KIDNAPPED” | 2023-09-03 | ||
| support the lizard agenda | 2023-09-01 | ||
| “I CRASHED MY CAR WHILE LISTENING” | 2023-08-30 | ||
| THE JEWISH EPISODE | 2023-08-27 | ||
| THE SWEDISH INVASION | 2023-08-23 | ||
| “I’M ON EXPERIMENTAL MALE BIRTH CONTROL” | 2023-08-20 | ||
| BEING A GECKO IN NEW ZEALAND | 2023-08-16 | ||
| “I NEED TO KICK MY EX OUT” | 2023-08-13 | ||
| “I’M KICKING MY ADDICTION” | 2023-08-09 | ||
| “I MOVED FROM AFRICA TO AMERICA” | 2023-08-06 | ||
| “I AM IN INSATIABLE LOVE WITH THE GEICO GECKO” | 2023-08-02 | ||
| “I’M A LONELY GAMER BOY” | 2023-07-30 | ||
| “I PLAY IN A NUDE VOLLEYBALL LEAGUE” | 2023-07-26 | ||
| “I RAN AWAY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS” | 2023-07-23 | ||
| HORROR STORIES FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE | 2023-07-19 | ||
| “I’M 57 AND WORKING AT STARBUCKS” | 2023-07-16 |