An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I AM A DINOSAUR” | 2023-07-12 | ||
| “TALES FROM AN UNDERGROUND SEX DUNGEON” | 2023-07-09 | ||
| DOMINIC FIKE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 2023-07-05 | ||
| BEING A GECKO IN DUBLIN | 2023-07-02 | ||
| 1 MINUTE CALLS | 2023-06-28 | ||
| “I ANSWER TO NO ONE” | 2023-06-25 | ||
| “I HAVE A TERMINAL DISEASE BUT I’M CHILLIN” | 2023-06-21 | ||
| TRIPPING OUT AT WALMART | 2023-06-18 | ||
| LIFE IN A NORTH MEXICO CALL CENTER | 2023-06-14 | ||
| “I’M A VETERAN” | 2023-06-11 | ||
| “I WAS A 911 OPERATOR” | 2023-06-07 | ||
| “THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I’VE DONE” | 2023-06-04 | ||
| “I CHEATED AND SHE TOOK ME BACK” | 2023-05-31 | ||
| THE BART SIMPSON CYST | 2023-05-28 | ||
| “I CONVERTED RELIGIONS ON A WHIM” | 2023-05-24 | ||
| “I’VE BEEN A TRUCK DRIVER FOR 35 YEARS” | 2023-05-21 | ||
| “I THREW MY EX’S STUFF OUT” | 2023-05-17 | ||
| THE AUSTRALIA EPISODE | 2023-05-14 | ||
| MENTAL HOSPITAL FOOD | 2023-05-10 | ||
| THE HILLBILLY VAGABOND | 2023-05-07 |