An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| THE PSYCHEDELIC CAT EXPERIENCE | 2023-05-03 | ||
| THE SINGLE CHEEKED MAN | 2023-04-30 | ||
| "I'M A FIRST RESPONDER" | 2023-04-26 | ||
| "I JUST GOT A VASECTOMY" | 2023-04-23 | ||
| CALLING FROM REHAB | 2023-04-19 | ||
| BLACK MARKET VIAGRA | 2023-04-16 | ||
| THE SHIT PILLOW | 2023-04-12 | ||
| THE MACEDONIA EPISODE | 2023-04-09 | ||
| “I’M ADDICTED TO A DATING SIM” | 2023-04-05 | ||
| “I’M IN A LOVE TRIANGLE” | 2023-04-02 | ||
| THE DOORDASH THIEF | 2023-03-29 | ||
| GECK OF DUTY | 2023-03-26 | ||
| “I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS” | 2023-03-22 | ||
| “I WAS LOST AT SEA” | 2023-03-19 | ||
| “THE FORCE IS WITHIN ME” | 2023-03-15 | ||
| “I GET BIT A LOT” | 2023-03-12 | ||
| “I WANT TO FUCK LIGHTNING MCQUEEN” | 2023-03-08 | ||
| VACATIONS AND DEMONS AND STARBUCKS | 2023-03-05 | ||
| THE PIZZA MAN | 2023-03-01 | ||
| THE PROXY MARRIAGE | 2023-02-26 |