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| Title | Date published | ||
| Life Day Already?!? | 2022-11-18 | ||
| Boo!njamine | 2022-10-12 | ||
| Benjamin's Birthday | 2022-09-13 | ||
| Pocket Monsters | 2022-08-17 | ||
| Paulina and Diane | 2022-07-19 | ||
| BREAKING NEWS: "Benjamin is a good boy" | 2022-06-22 | ||
| Birthday Unboxing and Tasting Spectacular | 2022-05-25 | ||
| French Tips | 2022-05-04 | ||
| A Birdbath for Benjamin | 2022-04-19 | ||
| Take Two | 2022-03-09 | ||
| I Bought It, I Love It. | 2022-02-09 | ||
| Decafternoon | 2022-01-26 | ||
| GRWM | 2021-12-29 | ||
| The Resurrection of Rebecca | 2021-12-14 | ||
| Belated Spooktacular | 2021-11-02 | ||
| Soup in a Bowl | 2021-10-25 | ||
| Feeling Festive | 2021-09-30 | ||
| Hot Glue Fixes Everything... Temporarily | 2021-09-20 | ||
| Bon J'amín | 2021-08-24 | ||
| Fake Wind Physics | 2021-08-09 |