Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).
| Title | Date published | ||
| 390: Breathe Mars (w/ Dr. Katie Mack!) | 2024-05-29 | ||
| Introducing The Universe | 2024-05-22 | ||
| 389: Dear Honk and Jane | 2024-05-15 | ||
| 388: Turtle the Moon | 2024-05-01 | ||
| 387: Hard Pivot to Beef | 2024-04-22 | ||
| 386: Play Me Some More Fiddle | 2024-04-03 | ||
| 385: Duology | 2024-03-20 | ||
| 384: A Martian Ocean | 2024-03-06 | ||
| 383: The College Freaktacular | 2024-02-21 | ||
| 382: Dental Spider-bots | 2024-02-07 | ||
| 381: Until Oblivion Hits | 2024-01-31 | ||
| 380: GreenChat 2024 | 2024-01-10 | ||
| 379: Rainbow Moon | 2023-12-20 | ||
| 378: Pelican Dream Chat | 2023-12-13 | ||
| 377: Dear Hank and John: Taylor's Version | 2023-11-29 | ||
| 376: Death of the Dad Joke | 2023-11-15 | ||
| 375: The Water Episode | 2023-11-08 | ||
| 374: Shorter, And Worse, But More Authentic | 2023-10-25 | ||
| 373: Infinitely More Versatile (w/ Mike Trapp!) | 2023-09-18 | ||
| 372: Did I Just Glimpse Nirvana? | 2023-05-22 |