Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).
| Title | Date published | ||
| 80: Life Is Hard and Also Has Good Things | 2017-02-06 | ||
| 79: Tiny Useless Pelvises (That Are Still There) | 2017-01-30 | ||
| 78: Being Sure | 2017-01-23 | ||
| 77: Save Us, Giant Octopus | 2017-01-16 | ||
| 76: The Best of Dear Hank & John | 2017-01-09 | ||
| 75: The Nutrient Coconut Milk of Sin (w/ Katherine Green!) | 2017-01-03 | ||
| 74: The Kindness Muscle | 2016-12-28 | ||
| 73: Planes, Trains, and Automosqueals | 2016-12-19 | ||
| 72: Planet Dirt (Hank Returns!) | 2016-12-12 | ||
| 71: Only Pause for Applause (w/ Hannah Hart!) | 2016-12-06 | ||
| 70: The Rhythmic Thud of the Space Bar (w/ Ashley Ford!) | 2016-11-22 | ||
| 69: Live from NerdCon: Stories (w/ Karen Hallion!) | 2016-11-07 | ||
| 68: Gaga in Space (w/ Tyler Oakley!) | 2016-11-01 | ||
| 67: Feeling Home | 2016-10-24 | ||
| 66: A Great Bit of Oratory | 2016-10-17 | ||
| 65: But... You're a Horse | 2016-10-03 | ||
| 64: Really Terrible Scandinavian Geography Lessons | 2016-09-26 | ||
| 63: World Queen | 2016-09-19 | ||
| 62: Pumpkins and Penguins (and Fiddles) | 2016-09-12 | ||
| 61: Tiny Acts of Kindness | 2016-09-06 |