Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).
| Title | Date published | ||
| 343: Raccoonanity | 2022-08-29 | ||
| 342: Recovered Ancient Knowledge | 2022-08-22 | ||
| 341: Juice the Cloud (w/ Randall Munroe!) | 2022-08-15 | ||
| 340: Blame the Bird | 2022-08-08 | ||
| 339: Every Building is a Vehicle (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan!) | 2022-08-01 | ||
| 338: The Stupidest Birds in the Forest | 2022-07-25 | ||
| 337: Reserved for Mateys | 2022-07-18 | ||
| 336: Welcome to Wendy's | 2022-06-27 | ||
| 335: Just Boil It | 2022-06-20 | ||
| 334: The Nose of A Mouse | 2022-05-31 | ||
| 333: Crabulo.us | 2022-05-23 | ||
| 332: As It Transpired | 2022-05-16 | ||
| 331: The Edge of a Very Small Wilderness | 2022-05-09 | ||
| 330: The Dear Hank Rejoinder | 2022-05-02 | ||
| 329: Here's How to Lose Every Time | 2022-04-25 | ||
| 328: The Dear John Episode | 2022-04-18 | ||
| 327: One Drop of the Dirtiest Water (w/ Sarah Urist Green!) | 2022-04-11 | ||
| 326: The Best of Dear Hank and John, Vol. 3 | 2022-04-04 | ||
| 325: Just A Chicken Floated By (w/ Roman Mars!) | 2022-03-28 | ||
| 324: mOON NOT COLD? | 2022-03-21 |