An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT” | 2025-12-03 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH” | 2025-11-30 | ||
| THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS” | 2025-11-26 | ||
| “I PISS PEOPLE OFF” | 2025-11-23 | ||
| “I’VE BEEN BANNED” | 2025-11-19 | ||
| “I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG” | 2025-11-16 | ||
| “I’M AN ESCORT” | 2025-11-12 | ||
| “I NEED TO SETTLE DOWN” | 2025-11-09 | ||
| “I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY” | 2025-11-05 | ||
| “I WANT A SUBMISSIVE MAN” | 2025-11-02 | ||
| “I WATCH MY EX ON ONLYFANS” | 2025-10-29 | ||
| “WE’RE HAVING TROUBLE IN THE BEDROOM” | 2025-10-26 | ||
| “WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS” | 2025-10-22 | ||
| “I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK” | 2025-10-19 | ||
| “I NEGLECTED MY LIFE FOR MY MUSICAL” | 2025-10-15 | ||
| “I STABBED MYSELF BUT NOW I'M CHILLING” | 2025-10-12 | ||
| “I HAVE A FART FETISH” | 2025-10-08 | ||
| “I AM A MUSCLE MOMMY” | 2025-10-05 | ||
| GECKMAIL: I LEFT MY GF TO TRAVEL | 2025-10-01 | ||
| “I FOUND MY DISTANT DAD” | 2025-09-28 |