An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS” | 2025-10-22 | ||
| “I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK” | 2025-10-19 | ||
| “I NEGLECTED MY LIFE FOR MY MUSICAL” | 2025-10-15 | ||
| “I STABBED MYSELF BUT NOW I'M CHILLING” | 2025-10-12 | ||
| “I HAVE A FART FETISH” | 2025-10-08 | ||
| “I AM A MUSCLE MOMMY” | 2025-10-05 | ||
| GECKMAIL: I LEFT MY GF TO TRAVEL | 2025-10-01 | ||
| “I FOUND MY DISTANT DAD” | 2025-09-28 | ||
| “I WAS IN A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP” | 2025-09-24 | ||
| “I WANT TO BE WORSHIPPED” | 2025-09-21 | ||
| “I TRAIN HOPPED AMERICA FOR 12 YEARS” | 2025-09-17 | ||
| "I'M ADDICTED TO LOVE" | 2025-09-14 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “I SEXT WITH AI” | 2025-09-10 | ||
| “I’M HOOKING UP WITH MY CO-WORKER” | 2025-09-07 | ||
| chatting with aldn as geckos | 2025-09-05 | ||
| “I GOT DIVORCED AFTER 13 YEARS” | 2025-09-03 | ||
| “I’M LIVING IN A CHRISTIAN SHELTER” | 2025-08-31 | ||
| is it better to be a human or a lizard? | 2025-08-29 | ||
| “I DRAW THE RICH AND FAMOUS” | 2025-08-27 | ||
| "I’M TRAPPED IN MY RELATIONSHIP" | 2025-08-24 |