An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I WALKED ACROSS JAPAN” | 2024-11-10 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “SHOULD I SHIT ON THEIR FLOOR?” | 2024-11-06 | ||
| “BEING AN ADULT IS AWFUL” | 2024-11-03 | ||
| “WE RAN AWAY TO PORTUGAL” | 2024-10-30 | ||
| GECKMAIL: “I’M CASTING A SPELL ON MY NEIGHBOR” | 2024-10-27 | ||
| “I’M HOLDING IT TOGETHER FOR MY KIDS” | 2024-10-23 | ||
| READING VIEWER MAIL (aka ranting alone) | 2024-10-20 | ||
| OCD AND SKATEBOARDING | 2024-10-16 | ||
| “I’M ENTERING A NEW ERA” | 2024-10-13 | ||
| “DRONES HAVE RUINED MY LIFE” | 2024-10-09 | ||
| THE BENADRYL GNOME | 2024-10-06 | ||
| “DO YOU EVEN LIFT?” | 2024-10-02 | ||
| “I WAS JUST BITTEN BY A SNAKE” | 2024-09-29 | ||
| ANXIETY AND STUFF | 2024-09-25 | ||
| “I’M SEARCHING FOR BIGFOOT” | 2024-09-22 | ||
| “I AM A TROUBLED DELIVERY MAN” | 2024-09-18 | ||
| “I WORK AT AN AUSTRIAN HOMELESS SHELTER" | 2024-09-15 | ||
| “MY DAD IS BEING WEIRD IN THE GROUP CHAT” | 2024-09-11 | ||
| “DOES LIFE GET EASIER?” | 2024-09-08 | ||
| “I AM A SLINKY ARTIST” | 2024-09-04 |