Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
| Title | Date published | ||
| Viva Viagra | 2021-10-13 | ||
| YikYak and The McRib Are Back! | 2021-10-06 | ||
| You Going To Jail Now | 2021-09-29 | ||
| Whose Kid is This? | 2021-09-22 | ||
| The Things We’d Do For The Dollar | 2021-09-15 | ||
| Kanye, Drake, and Kangaroos | 2021-09-08 | ||
| Tender Touch | 2021-09-01 | ||
| The Milk Man | 2021-08-25 | ||
| Late Nights | 2021-08-18 | ||
| Cancel Everyone | 2021-08-11 | ||
| Bidet Chronicles | 2021-08-04 | ||
| Pat vs Africa | 2021-07-28 | ||
| Goat Head | 2021-07-21 | ||
| Wheaties | 2021-07-14 | ||
| Back Then | 2021-07-07 | ||
| The Seed | 2021-06-30 | ||
| The Pilot | 2021-06-26 |