It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.

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episode eighty-nine: Adorable and very merchandisable 2023-12-17
Bonus: Take the planet 2023-11-23
episode eighty-eight: A hairball in your haggis 2023-11-19
episode eighty-seven: Why does the mustard matter? 2023-11-05
episode eighty-six: Spike the gargling cow 2023-10-01
Bonus: Oz 9 Meet the Characters 2023-09-17
Bonus: Meet Jonathan Pezza of Curious Matter Anthology! 2023-09-10
episode eighty-five: Dirty, greasy oligarchs 2023-08-02
episode eighty-four: Would it help if I spoke stupid? 2023-07-18
episode eighty-three: In short, she is baked 2023-06-11
Bonus: Livestream for the Cure and Oz 9 2023-05-14
episode eighty-two: Keep your knickers out of the biscuit tin 2023-05-11
episode eighty-one: Hangover remedies and really good sunscreen 2023-04-12
Bonus: That slice of Joe Pye-Weed pie 2023-03-10
Bonus Discussing Oz 9: Hiatus Episode 2023-02-22
Bonus: Enough with the toad orgy, Two 2023-02-08
episode eighty: Oh my giddy aunt 2022-12-31
episode seventy-nine: Sand where no man is making pearls 2022-10-23
episode seventy-eight: Is anyone else seeing wings? 2022-09-25
episode seventy-seven: Mind the disco ball 2022-08-28
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