It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.

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episode seventy-six: Covered in goat dung and yodelers 2022-08-14
episode seventy-five: Mad stories of trampled relatives 2022-07-31
episode seventy-four: You know where the porn stash is 2022-07-17
episode seventy-three: Is that a Giant Turnip? 2022-06-30
episode seventy-two: Cahooty 2022-06-11
Bonus: Oz 9 Past, present, and (dare we say it) future 2022-06-10
NEWTS! 2022-06-09
episode seventy-one: Rumblings in the astral region 2022-04-11
episode seventy: Do we have any more tuber tots? 2022-03-21
episode sixty-nine (giggle): Tighter than a Minnesotan Manhole 2022-02-24
episode sixty-eight: Hold our swamp hooch 2022-01-24
episode sixty-seven: I haf been tinkering vis my shavink foam 2022-01-06
episode sixty-six: Feels super bowel-y in here 2021-12-20
episode sixty-five: Astronauting is a lonely business 2021-11-22
episode sixty-four: Three rights and a left 2021-11-08
episode sixty-three: You are a naughty little schatzi 2021-10-24
episode sixty-two: I sent him a hippotigrus 2021-10-04
episode sixty-one: The "tilslørte bondepiker" maneuver 2021-09-20
Bonus: Oz 9 episode X-1 2021-09-12
Bonus: Oz 9 chat, part deux 2021-08-29
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