Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
| Title | Date published | ||
| Sending Our Callers To Prison | 2024-05-29 | ||
| Listener Diss Track | 2024-05-22 | ||
| Million Dollar Bond | 2024-05-15 | ||
| The Perfect Escape Plan | 2024-05-08 | ||
| Broken Leg | 2024-05-01 | ||
| Delusional Thoughts | 2024-04-24 | ||
| The Most Embarrassing Item You Own | 2024-04-17 | ||
| Worst Day Ever | 2024-04-10 | ||
| Your Worst Enemy | 2024-04-03 | ||
| Guy Girl | 2024-03-27 | ||
| Does My Meat Grow? | 2024-03-20 | ||
| The Worst Internet Search | 2024-03-13 | ||
| Why Men Can’t Stretch In Public feat Daphnique Springs | 2024-03-06 | ||
| Black History Trivia | 2024-02-28 | ||
| Things You Shouldn’t Do If You’re Poor | 2024-02-21 | ||
| Finding Our Listeners Love | 2024-02-14 | ||
| Unpopular Opinion | 2024-02-07 | ||
| Public Service Announcement | 2024-01-31 | ||
| Alive At His Funeral | 2024-01-24 | ||
| $20 If You Make Us Laugh | 2024-01-17 |