Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
| Title | Date published | ||
| Dreadhead Algorithm | 2023-08-23 | ||
| Street Therapist | 2023-08-16 | ||
| Peanut Allergy | 2023-08-09 | ||
| Missing Dad | 2023-08-02 | ||
| Dog Licks | 2023-07-26 | ||
| Joey Chestnut | 2023-07-19 | ||
| Funeral Request | 2023-07-12 | ||
| Made Her Switch Back | 2023-07-05 | ||
| How To Ruin A Relationship | 2023-06-28 | ||
| Juneteenth vs Cinco de Mayo | 2023-06-21 | ||
| Please Say Sike | 2023-06-14 | ||
| How To Make America Better | 2023-06-07 | ||
| Can’t Trust An R&B Singer | 2023-05-31 | ||
| He Looked Like Her Ex | 2023-05-24 | ||
| They Jumped Grandpa | 2023-05-17 | ||
| Active Cheater | 2023-05-10 | ||
| Make It Clap Auntie | 2023-05-03 | ||
| 13 Inches | 2023-04-26 | ||
| Keep Grinding | 2023-04-19 | ||
| Out Of My League | 2023-04-16 |