Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
| Title | Date published | ||
| Homeless Prayer | 2023-04-12 | ||
| Bonding At Walmart | 2023-04-08 | ||
| I Took My Mom On A Date | 2023-04-05 | ||
| Let Me Smell You | 2023-04-01 | ||
| Balls of Steel | 2023-03-29 | ||
| Quick Beef | 2023-03-25 | ||
| The Black Leprechaun | 2023-03-22 | ||
| The Voice Changer | 2023-03-15 | ||
| Grandma Stole Her Man | 2023-03-08 | ||
| Make Grandma Fumble | 2023-03-01 | ||
| Hit By A Car And Fired | 2023-02-22 | ||
| How A Rock Ruined A Relationship | 2023-02-15 | ||
| We Found Nemo | 2023-02-08 | ||
| What's in Alaska? | 2023-02-01 | ||
| Auntie's Funeral | 2023-01-25 | ||
| Bruce Wayne | 2023-01-18 | ||
| Merch In Heaven | 2023-01-11 | ||
| A Strange Ask | 2023-01-04 | ||
| No Spit For You | 2022-12-28 | ||
| What’s Growling? | 2022-12-21 |