It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.
| Title | Date published | ||
| episode twelve: A bucket full of mime | 2019-03-24 | ||
| episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles | 2019-03-10 | ||
| episode ten: Fixing the ejaculax | 2019-02-24 | ||
| episode nine: Mind the gap | 2019-02-11 | ||
| episode eight: Things that go stupid in the night | 2019-01-30 | ||
| episode seven: The biggest bunch of mindless wankers | 2019-01-13 | ||
| episode six: Dark and starting to collect liquid | 2019-01-07 | ||
| episode five: There's a zombie in the corridor | 2018-12-23 | ||
| episode four: Space is great for sulking | 2018-12-13 | ||
| episode three: Great heaving chesticles | 2018-12-04 | ||
| episode two: I had a cake all to meself | 2018-11-24 | ||
| episode one: What the f&#* is that smell?? | 2018-11-18 |