Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
| Title | Date published | ||
| Girlfriend Number Two | 2022-12-14 | ||
| My Grandma A Munch | 2022-12-07 | ||
| She Doesn’t Think I’m Alive | 2022-11-30 | ||
| It Wasn’t A Mistake | 2022-11-23 | ||
| Through The Wire | 2022-11-16 | ||
| My Missing Dog | 2022-11-09 | ||
| Work Husband | 2022-11-02 | ||
| You Speak Spanish? | 2022-10-26 | ||
| Four Ways To Get Jumped | 2022-10-19 | ||
| Glizzy In The Closet | 2022-10-12 | ||
| Am I Too Late? | 2022-10-05 | ||
| Listener Confessions | 2022-09-28 | ||
| Bros Over Kinks | 2022-09-21 | ||
| Juicy J | 2022-09-14 | ||
| Send Your Mom To Jail | 2022-09-06 | ||
| Let Me Buy You A Drink | 2022-08-31 | ||
| Playing House | 2022-08-24 | ||
| Make Yourself At Home | 2022-08-17 | ||
| Adult Wipes | 2022-08-10 | ||
| Wrong Protest | 2022-08-03 |