Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
| Title | Date published | ||
| The Difference Between Country And Rap | 2022-07-27 | ||
| Knock On Wood | 2022-07-20 | ||
| Five Packs Of Ramen | 2022-07-13 | ||
| Smoked Apples | 2022-07-06 | ||
| Bot Behavior | 2022-06-29 | ||
| Drake Did This On Purpose | 2022-06-22 | ||
| Your Parents Are Watching | 2022-06-15 | ||
| My Last Whooping | 2022-06-08 | ||
| Straight Wood | 2022-06-01 | ||
| Wheelchair Basketball | 2022-05-25 | ||
| The Shocker | 2022-05-18 | ||
| What Happens In Dubai Stays In Dubai | 2022-05-11 | ||
| T Drive | 2022-05-04 | ||
| Fred Durst Ruined My Band | 2022-04-27 | ||
| Milked | 2022-04-20 | ||
| Ocean or Lake? | 2022-04-13 | ||
| Two Mouths | 2022-04-06 | ||
| Slap Him If You Love Me | 2022-03-30 | ||
| Gas On Layaway | 2022-03-23 | ||
| Serial Cheater | 2022-03-16 |