It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.

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episode one hundred & seventeen: New respect for gerbils 2025-08-26
episode one hundred & sixteen: No narration after meanwhile 2025-08-10
Oz 9 recommends: Who the F**k Killed My Sister 2025-08-03
episode one hundred & fifteen: Are you...twerking? 2025-07-27
episode one hundred & fourteen: Cigars, piles of meat, and someone else's liquor 2025-06-26
episode one hundred & thirteen: Into the clown car, y'all 2025-06-01
Check Out Hit Singles 2025-05-11
episode one hundred & twelve: Don't piss off your narrators 2025-04-27
episode one hundred & eleven: There's a bulldozer outside 2025-04-06
How I Died - It's to die for! 2025-03-31
episode one hundred & ten: Hell bent for leisure 2025-03-23
episode one hundred & nine: That whole *spoiler spoiler* dead situation 2025-03-09
episode one hundred & eight: Playing Pluto's advocate 2025-02-23
Presenting Hannapocalypse 2025-02-20
episode one hundred & seven: Two went for the seljefløyte 2025-02-09
episode one hundred & six: Is that a haddock? 2025-01-29
BONUS: What's this I hear about an Oz 9 game? 2025-01-19
episode one hundred & five: Clara? Mein little Kartoffelpuffer? 2024-12-24
episode one hundred & four: #GreatSatansBoletes 2024-12-07
episode one hundred & three: A hungry, long-tailed weasel 2024-11-23
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