Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
| Title | Date published | ||
| From The Passenger Seat W/ Malik B | 2025-12-10 | ||
| The Prices Are Up W/ Myron Jewell | 2025-12-03 | ||
| The Pans Turned Him On | 2025-11-26 | ||
| Teabagged Matcha w/ Noel Miller | 2025-11-19 | ||
| Taking Pictures At The Urinal w/ Marco Summers | 2025-11-12 | ||
| Should This Be Normalized? | 2025-11-05 | ||
| You Can Burn A Bridge If You Have A Boat Feat. LaRussell | 2025-10-29 | ||
| Is It For Sale? | 2025-10-22 | ||
| The Mosh Pit Puncher | 2025-10-15 | ||
| The Automatic Paper Towel Machine Theory | 2025-10-08 | ||
| He’s Cheating Starter Pack | 2025-10-01 | ||
| Short Term Relationships | 2025-09-24 | ||
| The Brokest Thing You’ve Ever Done | 2025-09-17 | ||
| Premeditated Cheating | 2025-09-10 | ||
| Finding Our Listeners Love Pt.3 | 2025-09-03 | ||
| Toe Tickling Fetish Exposed | 2025-08-27 | ||
| Vibrating Toilet Seats | 2025-08-20 | ||
| Our Listeners Are Delusional | 2025-08-13 | ||
| What’s Ruining Our Society? | 2025-08-06 | ||
| Can I Try A Piece? | 2025-07-30 |