An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I HAD TWO ABORTIONS” | 2024-04-28 | ||
| “I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER” | 2024-04-24 | ||
| “I ENCOUNTERED ALIENS” | 2024-04-21 | ||
| “I HOOKED UP WITH MY COUSIN” | 2024-04-17 | ||
| “I AM A PROPHET” | 2024-04-14 | ||
| “METH AND CROSS DRESSING” | 2024-04-10 | ||
| “I MARRIED A STRANGER” | 2024-04-07 | ||
| “I LOST MY BEST FRIEND” | 2024-04-03 | ||
| IN THE BASEMENT | 2024-03-31 | ||
| “I HAVE 300 ILLEGAL SNAILS” | 2024-03-27 | ||
| ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF | 2024-03-24 | ||
| THE AYAHUASCA RETREAT | 2024-03-20 | ||
| THE PEPSI QUEST | 2024-03-17 | ||
| THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS | 2024-03-13 | ||
| “I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF” | 2024-03-10 | ||
| “I HAVE NEVER PAID TAXES AND I HAVE 3 FAMILIES” | 2024-03-06 | ||
| “I BLEW OFF MY HAND” | 2024-03-03 | ||
| “I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT” | 2024-02-28 | ||
| THE DISCORD GIRLFRIEND | 2024-02-25 | ||
| “I WANT TO BECOME A DOG” | 2024-02-21 |