An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| come see my live show. new tour dates are on sale. I am a gecko. | 2024-05-20 | ||
| “IT’S NOT THAT BAD…YET” | 2024-05-19 | ||
| “THE NAVY RUINED ME” | 2024-05-15 | ||
| “I MISS BEATING PEOPLE UP” | 2024-05-12 | ||
| “I HATE MY BABY” | 2024-05-08 | ||
| “SHOULD I DATE A FELON?” | 2024-05-05 | ||
| “I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE” | 2024-05-01 | ||
| “I HAD TWO ABORTIONS” | 2024-04-28 | ||
| “I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER” | 2024-04-24 | ||
| “I ENCOUNTERED ALIENS” | 2024-04-21 | ||
| “I HOOKED UP WITH MY COUSIN” | 2024-04-17 | ||
| “I AM A PROPHET” | 2024-04-14 | ||
| “METH AND CROSS DRESSING” | 2024-04-10 | ||
| “I MARRIED A STRANGER” | 2024-04-07 | ||
| “I LOST MY BEST FRIEND” | 2024-04-03 | ||
| IN THE BASEMENT | 2024-03-31 | ||
| “I HAVE 300 ILLEGAL SNAILS” | 2024-03-27 | ||
| ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF | 2024-03-24 | ||
| THE AYAHUASCA RETREAT | 2024-03-20 | ||
| THE PEPSI QUEST | 2024-03-17 |