An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP” | 2024-01-07 | ||
| “I DID TOO MANY DRUGS IN THE WOODS” | 2024-01-03 | ||
| "I PEGGED A CHRISTIAN MAN" | 2023-12-31 | ||
| “DID I DO THE RIGHT THING?” | 2023-12-27 | ||
| “MY ROOMMATE IS DOWN TO RAISE MY KID” | 2023-12-24 | ||
| “I GOT DUMPED FOR AN INTERNET GF” | 2023-12-20 | ||
| TOOTHBRUSH MURDER MYSTERY | 2023-12-17 | ||
| “I MASTURBATED IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER” | 2023-12-13 | ||
| “I PARTY IN THE SEWER” | 2023-12-10 | ||
| THE TIME TRAVEL EPISODE | 2023-12-06 | ||
| “I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL” | 2023-12-03 | ||
| “I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP” | 2023-11-29 | ||
| TALES FROM THE TRAIL | 2023-11-26 | ||
| “MY PARENTS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE” | 2023-11-22 | ||
| “SHOULD I BE A STRIPPER?” | 2023-11-19 | ||
| “I AM A CUCK” | 2023-11-15 | ||
| “I GREW UP ON A RESERVATION” | 2023-11-12 | ||
| “I’M A SCHOOL JANITOR” | 2023-11-08 | ||
| “I SLEEP WITH MY MOM” | 2023-11-05 | ||
| “I’M DISABLED AND TERRITORIAL ABOUT IT” | 2023-11-01 |