An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “MY EX IS PREGNANT” | 2023-10-29 | ||
| “WE ARE FUCKED” | 2023-10-25 | ||
| “I’M IN LOVE WITH MY CO-WORKER” | 2023-10-22 | ||
| “I’M NOT SURE IF MY FRIENDS LIKE ME” | 2023-10-18 | ||
| ERIC ANDRE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 2023-10-15 | ||
| “MY COUSIN MARRIED MY EX” | 2023-10-11 | ||
| “I WENT TO PRISON AT 19” | 2023-10-08 | ||
| “I AM A SPEED DEMON” | 2023-10-04 | ||
| “THE WAY I TALK IS RUINING MY LIFE” | 2023-10-01 | ||
| “I HAVE ANGER ISSUES” | 2023-09-27 | ||
| “WHY DID I CALL A LIZARD?” | 2023-09-24 | ||
| “I KNOCK ON PEOPLE’S DOORS TO TELL THEM ABOUT GOD” | 2023-09-20 | ||
| “I’M A HEALTH INSPECTOR AND MY CITY’S FOOD IS GROSS” | 2023-09-17 | ||
| “MY MOTHER IS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST” | 2023-09-13 | ||
| THE WAYWARD COUSINS | 2023-09-10 | ||
| DANNY BROWN GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 2023-09-06 | ||
| “I THINK THE OLD LADY I WORK FOR GOT KIDNAPPED” | 2023-09-03 | ||
| support the lizard agenda | 2023-09-01 | ||
| “I CRASHED MY CAR WHILE LISTENING” | 2023-08-30 | ||
| THE JEWISH EPISODE | 2023-08-27 |