An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| THE SWEDISH INVASION | 2023-08-23 | ||
| “I’M ON EXPERIMENTAL MALE BIRTH CONTROL” | 2023-08-20 | ||
| BEING A GECKO IN NEW ZEALAND | 2023-08-16 | ||
| “I NEED TO KICK MY EX OUT” | 2023-08-13 | ||
| “I’M KICKING MY ADDICTION” | 2023-08-09 | ||
| “I MOVED FROM AFRICA TO AMERICA” | 2023-08-06 | ||
| “I AM IN INSATIABLE LOVE WITH THE GEICO GECKO” | 2023-08-02 | ||
| “I’M A LONELY GAMER BOY” | 2023-07-30 | ||
| “I PLAY IN A NUDE VOLLEYBALL LEAGUE” | 2023-07-26 | ||
| “I RAN AWAY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS” | 2023-07-23 | ||
| HORROR STORIES FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE | 2023-07-19 | ||
| “I’M 57 AND WORKING AT STARBUCKS” | 2023-07-16 | ||
| “I AM A DINOSAUR” | 2023-07-12 | ||
| “TALES FROM AN UNDERGROUND SEX DUNGEON” | 2023-07-09 | ||
| DOMINIC FIKE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 2023-07-05 | ||
| BEING A GECKO IN DUBLIN | 2023-07-02 | ||
| 1 MINUTE CALLS | 2023-06-28 | ||
| “I ANSWER TO NO ONE” | 2023-06-25 | ||
| “I HAVE A TERMINAL DISEASE BUT I’M CHILLIN” | 2023-06-21 | ||
| TRIPPING OUT AT WALMART | 2023-06-18 |