An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
Title | Date published | ||
“I’M ADDICTED TO A DATING SIM” | 2023-04-05 | ||
“I’M IN A LOVE TRIANGLE” | 2023-04-02 | ||
THE DOORDASH THIEF | 2023-03-29 | ||
GECK OF DUTY | 2023-03-26 | ||
“I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS” | 2023-03-22 | ||
“I WAS LOST AT SEA” | 2023-03-19 | ||
“THE FORCE IS WITHIN ME” | 2023-03-15 | ||
“I GET BIT A LOT” | 2023-03-12 | ||
“I WANT TO FUCK LIGHTNING MCQUEEN” | 2023-03-08 | ||
VACATIONS AND DEMONS AND STARBUCKS | 2023-03-05 | ||
THE PIZZA MAN | 2023-03-01 | ||
THE PROXY MARRIAGE | 2023-02-26 | ||
“HEY I’M TONY HOW YOU DOIN’?” | 2023-02-22 | ||
"WHAT I LEARNED FROM DRIVING A HOT DOG" | 2023-02-19 | ||
“I HAVE 7 KIDS” | 2023-02-15 | ||
"I HATE MY NAME" | 2023-02-12 | ||
"GOING TO RAVES AND DOING DRUGS WITH MY MOM" | 2023-02-08 | ||
TIM HEIDECKER GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 2023-02-05 | ||
i have a big announcement | 2023-02-03 | ||
CONFESSIONS OF AN UBER DRIVER | 2023-02-01 |