It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.

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episode sixty-six: Feels super bowel-y in here 2021-12-20
episode sixty-five: Astronauting is a lonely business 2021-11-22
episode sixty-four: Three rights and a left 2021-11-08
episode sixty-three: You are a naughty little schatzi 2021-10-24
episode sixty-two: I sent him a hippotigrus 2021-10-04
episode sixty-one: The "tilslørte bondepiker" maneuver 2021-09-20
Bonus: Oz 9 episode X-1 2021-09-12
Bonus: Oz 9 chat, part deux 2021-08-29
Bonus Oz 9 "the hiatus ate us" chat 2021-08-20
episode sixty: Your breath smells of caramel and butterscotch 2021-07-11
episode fifty-nine: Quality control. Also, nibbles. 2021-06-16
episode fifty-eight: Spucked into sace 2021-05-17
episode fifty-seven: But then I also say higgledy piggledy 2021-05-03
episode fifty-six: Our future together is suddenly in doubt 2021-04-19
Bonus Mission: *FWIP!* (Part 2) 2021-03-28
episode fifty-five: Monkey Man, gather the sweets 2021-03-22
episode fifty-four: Remove the bejesus with fear 2021-03-03
episode fifty-three: Where's Grammar Girl when you need her? 2021-02-15
episode fifty-two: Everyone knows about böckling 2021-02-01
episode fifty-one: I look damn good in jodhpurs 2021-01-17
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