It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.

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Bonus: Oz 9 It doesn't get much more trivial than this 2021-01-04
Bonus: The Oz 9 Night Before Christmas 2020-12-25
Bonus Diary of a Oz9ivist: Is this a cheese dream? 2020-12-06
episode fifty: M'Lady of Little Chadwick upon Bad Patter 2020-11-22
episode forty-nine: I'm soft, squishy, and covered in Hollandaise sauce 2020-11-09
episode forty-eight: We only have three minutes 2020-10-25
episode forty-seven: Chasing Lord Lunchable 2020-10-11
episode forty-six: It's invasion of the body snackers 2020-09-27
episode forty-five: Who doesn't love a decorative bunting? 2020-09-13
episode forty-four: It's very hard to do science in this position 2020-08-30
episode forty-three: Found their fillings in a compost pile 2020-08-16
episode forty-two: Escaping at a brisk walk 2020-08-09
episode forty-one: My kidneys go straight to voice mail 2020-07-19
Bonus: Oz 9 hiatus episode: We'll always have ... 2020-07-12
Bonus Oz 9: The Season Two Crew 2020-07-05
Bonus: The Oz 8000 Biosphere: Portrait of a Refuge 2020-06-09
episode forty: Be prepared to lose body hair 2020-05-24
episode thirty-nine: From last cluck to a bucket of extra crispy 2020-05-10
episode thirty-eight: I forgot to untie the technician 2020-04-26
episode thirty-seven: Hung up like a deli chicken 2020-04-12
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