Oz 9 

It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.

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Title	Date published
episode thirty-six: There once was a garçon from Bordeaux	2020-03-30
episode thirty-five: Rabid egret eggs and something vaguely chivelike	2020-03-15
episode thirty-four: Fly, you beautiful bastard, fly	2020-03-01
episode thirty-three: If you say so, Frog Butt	2020-02-16
episode thirty-two: It's stuck in my cravat	2020-02-02
Bonus episode thirty-one and a half: Scrummy nuns and dodgy deacons	2020-01-19
episode thirty-one: Daydreams and teddy bear hugs	2020-01-12
episode thirty: There's an armpit method?	2019-12-29
Bonus episode twenty-nine and a half: The Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner	2019-12-25
episode twenty-nine: A rather amorous gecko	2019-12-15
episode twenty-eight: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship	2019-12-01
episode twenty-seven: Too chiseled to burn	2019-11-17
episode twenty-six: The death of Karen	2019-11-03
Bonus: It's an Oz 9 Halloween	2019-11-01
episode twenty-five: Hey, Doc, can I pet this?	2019-10-13
episode twenty-four: Is it really an esophagus anymore?	2019-09-29
Bonus episode twenty-three and a half: Can you give yourself the finger?	2019-09-22
episode twenty-three: All of ze tings in zis vun	2019-09-15
episode twenty-two: It wasn't an olive	2019-09-01
episode twenty-one: You're not getting a tombstone	2019-08-18

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