It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.

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Bonus Oz 9 hiatus episode All Together Now 2019-08-11
Bonus Hiatus episode 2: And the Rest 2019-08-01
Bonus Cast interviews: Colin, Leet, LBF, the Albatros 2019-07-21
episode twenty: In space, no one can hear you stupid 2019-07-14
episode nineteen: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint 2019-06-30
episode eighteen: I speak a little oregano 2019-06-16
Bonus episode seventeen and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo 2019-06-09
episode seventeen: So the deed could not be done 2019-06-02
episode sixteen: We are not breathing the passengers 2019-05-19
episode fifteen: Heroic Running! 2019-05-05
Bonus episode fourteen and a half: Deep breath and follow the doors 2019-04-28
episode fourteen: Of baguettes and bastards 2019-04-21
episode thirteen: Aim for the mime 2019-04-07
Bonus: Oz 9 Mini Episode 10 and a half 2019-03-31
episode twelve: A bucket full of mime 2019-03-24
episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles 2019-03-10
episode ten: Fixing the ejaculax 2019-02-24
episode nine: Mind the gap 2019-02-11
episode eight: Things that go stupid in the night 2019-01-30
episode seven: The biggest bunch of mindless wankers 2019-01-13
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